Parenthood is a wonderful, magical, challenging time in our lives.
 
It's also a time to have many "Did I Really Just Say That???!!" Things pop out of our mouths that, as single childless folks, we would have never dreamed of saying. Here's a sample:
 
Don't fart on your brothers head.
 
No you may not wear a Power Ranger costume to school.
 
No, a "booty call" is not a type of phone. no, you may not keep a salamander as a pet.
 
Please don't put underwear your head. Don't you know where that's been?
 
Can you stop being disrespectful enough to be respectful. No, I don't think you toy shark will be sad if he doesn't get to go to the grocery store.
 
Banana poop is not a real word.
 
Please do not ride the dog.
 
Mom's boobs are NOT horns. 
 
Mommy will go to jail if you don't go to school.
 
Put that tongue back in your mouth before a bird poops on it.
 
Please add yours!